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Discussion in 'The Cave' started by MJ*, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Jack Kruse

    Jack Kruse Administrator

    What are we talking about there?
  2. nonchalant

    nonchalant Silver

    Good careful answer, August!
  3. when you "forget" to eat (cause you aren't hungry!)

    when you start to look for local natural bodies of water for CT

    when the pantry only contains coconut products, tomato paste, 100% dark chocolate, nuts and spices, coffee and tea.
  4. Jim

    Jim New Member

    Yup. And when you run out of clothes to wear so you steal them from your kids. ...OK they are big kids but even they are losing weight.
  5. AKMan

    AKMan New Member

    When your wife, who never uses the hot tub anymore, jumps in and it's 60 degrees...she freaks, calls the hot tub guy, who comes out and says, "hmmm strange, someone's turned the thermostat down to 60 degrees...$50 please". Then I have to explain why the hot tub is at 60 degrees.
  6. ChristineKleiber

    ChristineKleiber New Member

    When your son with an expressive language disorder composes this "friendly letter"

    Dear Ireland,

    Thank you for the most healthy butter.

    You are the best country ever.


  7. ChristineKleiber

    ChristineKleiber New Member

    when you mainline your fat with stainless steel eating implements instead of ... well, you know... the gluten stuff.
  8. janagram

    janagram New Member

    Glam's was the best!! lol!
  9. Shijin13

    Shijin13 Guest

    when you start looking for excuses to do any of the following: eat offal, get in cold water, enjoy a brisk day in a tank top and shorts, you look for any excuse to have sex, bacon, butter and ghee are considered condiments
  10. shilohman

    shilohman New Member

    Take an hour long cold bath right before bed time and despite how cold the room is you can't even sleep under a sheet because your core body temp has gone up. Just amazing.
  11. quelsen

    quelsen New Member

    Mainline fat LOL That is Awesome!!!

  12. ChristineKleiber

    ChristineKleiber New Member

    Can't take credit... an older gentleman on MDA used that expression in his success story a few Fridays ago. I just loved it.
  13. When you take the covers off your kids at night when checking on them asleep.
  14. CheshireCat57

    CheshireCat57 New Member

    ... when you check that you did have the cold tap running because the bath water feels warm after a couple of minutes of being in it. This happened to me on Friday. :)
  15. ChristineKleiber

    ChristineKleiber New Member

    when jackkruse.com beats FB as your most traveled web site
  16. Souldanzer

    Souldanzer Banned

    credit to my non-coldadapted roommate -

    "when you dip your toe in the water and if it's ice cold and sends shivers all over your body, you hop in"
  17. Souldanzer

    Souldanzer Banned

    when you have a black and blue little toe b/c it got hit by an ice block tumbling out of the freezer.... but you have NO pain!!
  18. Souldanzer

    Souldanzer Banned

    ((((cgk))))) :)
  19. Souldanzer

    Souldanzer Banned

    last one (seriously bored looking for things to do that don't require thinking, lol)

    ...when your devoted SAD roommate starts to wonder if he moved.... b/c he's having trouble recognizing this totally new person :)
  20. Birdy

    Birdy New Member

    You bitch when someone ate the last can of sardines and didn't tell anybody to get more.

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