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After 9 months

Discussion in 'My Optimal Journal' started by drezy, Nov 15, 2017.

  1. Jenelle

    Jenelle Evolving

    Nah, there's always sex. It's just implied. ;)
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  2. drezy

    drezy Gold


    Just wanted to sell property.

    A dude wanted me and my partner to play contractor on building his buildings too.

    We quoted a cost to dis-incentivize this option, but the money was slapped on the table.

    Well, we build buildings now too...

    Escape plans lead to odd places along the way.
  3. JanSz

    JanSz Gold

    That building
    is it made of fields, waves or particles? @recoen

    Whichever, good luck with your new profession.
    In you spare time could you possibly figure out how much
    marjoram (by weight) to put into 10 kg of fresh kielbasi meat
    to satisfy (Polish American) taste.
    Origanum majorana

    While at it, please figure also multiplier for Chinese/Polish/Swiss/American taste, in case you son gets whiff of it.

    Origanum vulgare

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  4. drezy

    drezy Gold

    Cuz it must just be just ONE and we must name it right now.

    Dude If I were in your proximity I'd give you a big old bear hug. I'd also offer 6'4" shoulder top rides to your grand babies. From our height the world seems to be worth massive amounts of laughter from very young people.

    I think that they are on to a fundamental truth when they laugh so hard.

    Perhaps we have something to (re)learn, every single one of us.
    Last edited: May 1, 2019
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  5. caroline

    caroline Moderator

    Jan - you are sharp as a tack ......I think I see signs of A LOT of oxy..........????!!!!
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  6. Solidsilverteeth

    Solidsilverteeth New Member

    Lovely looking organic cucumbers,mare you growing them again this year?

    Have you ever heard of sea cucumbers as well, they are also excellent food.

    I like the cucumber because it has even higher water content than watermelon and no sugar.
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  7. Jack Kruse

    Jack Kruse Administrator

    cucumbers are deuterium bombs.
  8. drezy

    drezy Gold

    I started mowing my lawn until I saw some of these . I'll try again another day
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  9. JanSz

    JanSz Gold

    Have you noted that:
    Ladybugs are dotted
    Biedroneczki są w kropeczki
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  10. drezy

    drezy Gold

    Hot Tub Time Machine my ass
    it's more like
    Cold Tub Time Machine
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  11. JanSz

    JanSz Gold

  12. JanSz

    JanSz Gold

    Burning water


  13. drezy

    drezy Gold

    A fundamentally flawed assumption that I default to is that I can apply enough thinking and withdraw into my head in order to deal with emotional trials.

    It doesn't work like that.
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  14. KrusinWitchie

    KrusinWitchie New Member

    Those feelings want to be felt up..
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  15. JanSz

    JanSz Gold

    Last edited: May 8, 2019
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  16. drezy

    drezy Gold

    Well, did you calculate shipping costs and overall cost benefit.

    As far as I'm concerned you're the guy they made excel for in the first place.

    (I will continue to object to the -4ppm per (home)processing step being linear though. There is no way that the process is linear.)
  17. drezy

    drezy Gold

    Nature is beautiful...usually

    A male cardinal decided to get up early, perch on the bush closest to my bedroom window, and sing his song really loud at 5:30 AM.

    I'm convinced that the bird has my floorpan tucked away somewhere in his feathers and was aiming his sonic beam directly at my face.

    A finishing touch to his torture is that he'd pause just long enough to allow me some hope he'd moved until my dreams were shattered by his song again and again.

    The first thing I looked up this morning is whether cardinals migrate. Nope not from my region.

    I hope that he finds a mate that will give him several large ceaselessly hungry offspring . That's the fate he deserves.

    Try getting up too early after that wiseguy.
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  18. Katie Durham

    Katie Durham New Member

    Cranky much? ;^)

    Why were you sleeping in?
  19. drezy

    drezy Gold


    I'm usually a 6 AM guy this time of the year. Sunrise is 6:43 so I get plenty of pre-sunrise light on that schedule.

    I love the occasional mild civil disobedience of sleeping in just 30 more minutes.

    His timing was amazing. I'd start drifting back, you know that partial dreamy state where logic starts to melt and the coolest non-linear thoughts pop into your head like how metallic talking Brussels sprouts are really friendly but you should never loan them money. Whammo good old Mr. Cardinal starts right back up.
  20. Katie Durham

    Katie Durham New Member

    Isn't the definition of insanity doing something over and over and expecting a different result? No, you just lay there pouting, wondering when the next assault would occur.

    You were very fortunate he was that close to your bedroom window. You had an opportunity to scare the crap out of him by slamming on the window.

    I'm afraid I'm not feeling very sympathetic. Recently a barred owl has crept into the yard and hoots in the middle of the night. I can't easily find a functional ear plug without turning on the wrong light. At least not the first night it happened.

    A 6 am denizen would be awesome given I have to get up at 5am. From what I can tell on this forum, only guys get to sleep late. The rest of us have stuff to do, LOL.
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